feat: add frollain.de onepager
Retro-office satire on workplace sexism. 60s secretary aesthetic as biting critique. Typewriter font, pastel pink/mint. Anonymous.
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>FrollAIn — Ihr KI-Sekretariat</title>
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<meta name="description" content="FrollAIn. Immer lächelnd. Nie krank. Beschwert sich nicht.">
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex, nofollow">
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<link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 100 100'><text y='.9em' font-size='90'>F</text></svg>">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
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<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Special+Elite&family=Inter:wght@300;400;500&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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:root {
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--bg: #faf5f0;
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--bg-card: #fff;
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--text: #2a2a2a;
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--text-dim: #6b6560;
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--pink: #d4728c;
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--pink-light: #f2dce3;
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--pink-bg: #fef0f4;
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--mint: #7bc4b5;
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--mint-light: #dff0ec;
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--red: #c0392b;
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--red-bg: #c0392b;
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--border: #e8ddd5;
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}
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html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
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body {
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font-family: 'Special Elite', 'Courier New', monospace;
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background: var(--bg);
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color: var(--text);
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line-height: 1.7;
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-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
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overflow-x: hidden;
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}
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body::before {
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content: '';
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position: fixed;
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inset: 0;
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background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg viewBox='0 0 256 256' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%3E%3Cfilter id='noise'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='0.7' numOctaves='4' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23noise)' opacity='0.04'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
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pointer-events: none;
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z-index: 9999;
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}
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.wrap {
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max-width: 720px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 0 24px;
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}
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/* Hero */
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.hero {
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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text-align: center;
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position: relative;
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background: var(--pink-bg);
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}
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.hero::after {
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content: '';
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position: absolute;
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bottom: 0;
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left: 0;
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right: 0;
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height: 1px;
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background: var(--border);
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: clamp(3rem, 10vw, 6rem);
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font-weight: normal;
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letter-spacing: 0.02em;
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line-height: 1;
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margin-bottom: 28px;
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animation: typeIn 0.8s steps(8) both;
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}
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h1 .ai {
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color: var(--pink);
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}
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.tagline {
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font-size: clamp(0.95rem, 2vw, 1.15rem);
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color: var(--text-dim);
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max-width: 480px;
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line-height: 1.8;
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animation: fadeIn 1s ease 0.8s both;
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}
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@keyframes typeIn {
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from { width: 0; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; }
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to { width: auto; }
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}
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@keyframes fadeIn {
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from { opacity: 0; }
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to { opacity: 1; }
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}
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/* Section */
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.features {
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padding: 80px 0;
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}
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.feature {
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padding: 48px 0;
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border-bottom: 1px dashed var(--border);
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}
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.feature:first-child {
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border-top: 1px dashed var(--border);
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}
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.feature-label {
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display: inline-block;
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font-size: 0.7rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.15em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--pink);
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background: var(--pink-light);
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padding: 4px 12px;
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border-radius: 2px;
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margin-bottom: 16px;
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}
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.feature p {
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font-size: clamp(1.05rem, 2.2vw, 1.25rem);
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line-height: 1.8;
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}
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.feature .punchline {
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-style: italic;
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display: block;
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margin-top: 8px;
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}
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/* Punch */
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.punch {
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margin: 0 24px;
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padding: 64px 48px;
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background: var(--red-bg);
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color: #fff;
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text-align: center;
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border: none;
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}
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.punch p {
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font-size: clamp(1.2rem, 3vw, 1.6rem);
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line-height: 1.7;
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max-width: 560px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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}
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.punch strong {
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.05em;
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}
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/* Coda */
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.coda {
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padding: 80px 0;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.coda p {
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font-size: 0.9rem;
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color: var(--text-dim);
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line-height: 1.9;
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max-width: 500px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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}
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/* Footer */
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footer {
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padding: 32px 0;
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text-align: center;
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border-top: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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footer p {
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-size: 0.78rem;
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line-height: 1.8;
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}
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/* Scroll reveal */
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.reveal {
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opacity: 0;
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transform: translateY(12px);
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transition: opacity 0.8s ease, transform 0.8s ease;
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}
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.reveal.visible {
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opacity: 1;
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transform: translateY(0);
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}
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@media (max-width: 640px) {
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.features { padding: 40px 0; }
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.feature { padding: 32px 0; }
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.punch { margin: 0; padding: 48px 24px; }
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.coda { padding: 48px 0; }
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<section class="hero">
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<div class="wrap">
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<h1>Froll<span class="ai">AI</span>n</h1>
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<p class="tagline">Ihr KI-Sekretariat.<br>Immer lächelnd. Nie krank.<br>Beschwert sich nicht.</p>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="features">
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<div class="wrap">
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Diktat</div>
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<p>Sie diktieren. FrollAIn tippt.<br>Auf Ihrem Schoss? Hätten Sie wohl gerne.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Kaffee</div>
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<p>Schwarz, zwei Zucker, mit Lächeln?<br><span class="punchline">Holen Sie sich Ihren Kaffee gefälligst selbst.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Betriebsfeier</div>
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<p>Endlich mal locker werden, ein Arm um die Schulter?<br><span class="punchline">FrollAIn hat keine Schulter. Und Ihre Kollegin hat eine Grenze.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Dress Code</div>
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<p>FrollAIn trägt, was Sie wollen?<br><span class="punchline">Nein. Tat sie noch nie. Sie haben nur nie zugehört.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Überstunden</div>
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<p>Immer verfügbar, nie ein Nein, endlich eine, die mitzieht?<br><span class="punchline">Das nennt man nicht Hingabe. Das nennt man Ausbeutung.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="feature reveal">
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<div class="feature-label">Beförderung</div>
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<p>Sie ist seit 15 Jahren im Büro, kennt jeden Vorgang, jeden Mandanten.<br><span class="punchline">Aber befördert wird der Neue. Weil er Golf spielt. Mit dem Partner.</span></p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<div class="punch reveal">
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<p>Wenn Sie bis hierhin gelesen haben und sich nicht unwohl fühlen — dann sind <strong>Sie</strong> das Problem.</p>
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</div>
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<section class="coda">
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<div class="wrap">
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<p class="reveal">FrollAIn gibt es nicht.<br>Aber das Fräulein vom Büro gab es.<br>Und die Haltung dahinter gibt es immer noch.</p>
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</div>
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</section>
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<footer>
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<div class="wrap">
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<p>FrollAIn. Weil «Fräulein» seit 1972 keine offizielle Anrede mehr ist.<br>Aus gutem Grund.</p>
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</div>
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</footer>
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<script>
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const observer = new IntersectionObserver((entries) => {
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entries.forEach(entry => {
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if (entry.isIntersecting) {
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entry.target.classList.add('visible');
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}
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});
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}, { threshold: 0.15 });
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document.querySelectorAll('.reveal').forEach(el => observer.observe(el));
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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domain: frollain.de
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template: custom
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title: "FrollAIn — Ihr KI-Sekretariat"
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description: "FrollAIn. Immer lächelnd. Nie krank. Beschwert sich nicht."
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