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Phase 2 of i18n rollout: - All 54 static custom sites now have data-de/data-en attributes on visible text elements with English translations - i18n.js script tag injected into all sites - Language toggle button with machine-translation disclaimer added to every site's footer area - Brand names / domain wordplay preserved unchanged in both languages - 2 dynamic sites (dasbes.de, dumusst.com) skipped — no static HTML
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310 lines
18 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>KIllionär — Making KIllions seit gestern</title>
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<meta name="description" content="KIllionär — KI + Millionär. Werde reich mit KI. Satirische Vermögensberatung der Zukunft.">
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<link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 100 100'><text y='.9em' font-size='90'>💰</text></svg>">
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<style>
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Playfair+Display:wght@400;700;900&family=Inter:wght@300;400;500;600&display=swap');
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*, *::before, *::after { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
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:root {
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--bg: #0c0a05;
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--bg-elevated: #15120a;
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--bg-card: #1a1610;
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--border: #2a2418;
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--text: #f5f0e0;
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--text-dim: #a09070;
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--text-muted: #605040;
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--gold: #d4a017;
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--gold-light: #f0c040;
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--gold-glow: rgba(212, 160, 23, 0.2);
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--gold-subtle: rgba(212, 160, 23, 0.08);
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}
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html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
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body {
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font-family: 'Inter', -apple-system, sans-serif;
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background: var(--bg);
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color: var(--text);
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line-height: 1.6;
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-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
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overflow-x: hidden;
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}
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.container { max-width: 960px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 0 24px; }
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nav {
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position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; right: 0; z-index: 100;
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padding: 20px 0;
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background: rgba(12, 10, 5, 0.9);
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backdrop-filter: blur(20px);
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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nav .container { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; }
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.logo { font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: 1.3rem; font-weight: 900; }
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.logo .ki { color: var(--gold-light); text-shadow: 0 0 20px var(--gold-glow); }
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nav a { color: var(--text-dim); text-decoration: none; font-size: 0.85rem; transition: color 0.3s; }
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nav a:hover { color: var(--gold-light); }
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.hero {
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min-height: 100vh; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
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text-align: center; padding: 120px 24px 80px;
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background: radial-gradient(ellipse at 50% 30%, rgba(212, 160, 23, 0.08) 0%, transparent 70%);
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position: relative;
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}
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.hero::before {
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content: '💰'; position: absolute; font-size: 200px; opacity: 0.04;
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top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
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}
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.hero-badge {
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display: inline-block; padding: 6px 16px; border: 1px solid var(--gold);
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border-radius: 100px; font-size: 0.75rem; letter-spacing: 0.15em;
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text-transform: uppercase; color: var(--gold-light); margin-bottom: 32px;
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background: var(--gold-subtle);
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}
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.hero h1 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: clamp(3rem, 8vw, 6rem);
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font-weight: 900; line-height: 1.05; margin-bottom: 24px;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--gold-light) 0%, var(--gold) 50%, #b8860b 100%);
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-webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
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background-clip: text;
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}
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.hero h1 .ki {
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, #fff 0%, var(--gold-light) 100%);
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-webkit-background-clip: text; background-clip: text;
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text-shadow: none; position: relative;
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}
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.hero p {
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font-size: 1.15rem; color: var(--text-dim); max-width: 520px; margin: 0 auto 40px;
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line-height: 1.7;
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}
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.hero-cta {
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display: inline-block; padding: 16px 40px;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--gold) 0%, #b8860b 100%);
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color: var(--bg); font-weight: 600; font-size: 0.95rem;
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border-radius: 8px; text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: 0.02em;
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transition: all 0.3s; box-shadow: 0 4px 24px var(--gold-glow);
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}
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.hero-cta:hover { transform: translateY(-2px); box-shadow: 0 8px 40px rgba(212, 160, 23, 0.3); }
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.section { padding: 100px 0; }
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.section-label {
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font-size: 0.7rem; letter-spacing: 0.2em; text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--gold); margin-bottom: 12px;
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}
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.section h2 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 2.5rem);
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font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 48px; color: var(--text);
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}
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.section h2 .ki { color: var(--gold-light); }
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.fortune-grid {
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display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(280px, 1fr));
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gap: 20px;
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}
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.fortune-card {
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 12px;
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padding: 32px; transition: all 0.3s;
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}
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.fortune-card:hover { border-color: var(--gold); transform: translateY(-4px); box-shadow: 0 8px 32px var(--gold-subtle); }
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.fortune-icon { font-size: 2rem; margin-bottom: 16px; }
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.fortune-card h3 { font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: 1.15rem; margin-bottom: 8px; color: var(--gold-light); }
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.fortune-card p { font-size: 0.85rem; color: var(--text-dim); line-height: 1.6; }
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.fortune-amount { font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: 1.5rem; color: var(--gold-light); margin-top: 12px; font-weight: 700; }
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.testimonials { background: var(--bg-elevated); padding: 100px 0; }
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.testimonial-grid {
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display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(280px, 1fr));
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gap: 24px;
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}
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.testimonial {
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 12px;
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padding: 32px; position: relative;
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}
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.testimonial::before { content: '"'; font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: 4rem; color: var(--gold); opacity: 0.3; position: absolute; top: 12px; left: 20px; }
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.testimonial-text { font-size: 0.95rem; color: var(--text-dim); line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 20px; font-style: italic; padding-top: 20px; }
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.testimonial-author { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 12px; }
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.testimonial-avatar { width: 40px; height: 40px; border-radius: 50%; background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--gold), #b8860b); display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; font-size: 1.1rem; }
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.testimonial-name { font-weight: 600; font-size: 0.85rem; }
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.testimonial-role { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); }
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.counter-section { padding: 80px 0; text-align: center; }
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.counter-grid { display: flex; justify-content: center; gap: 60px; flex-wrap: wrap; }
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.counter-item h3 { font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif; font-size: 2.5rem; font-weight: 900; color: var(--gold-light); }
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.counter-item p { font-size: 0.8rem; color: var(--text-muted); text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.1em; margin-top: 4px; }
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footer {
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padding: 40px 0; border-top: 1px solid var(--border); text-align: center;
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}
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footer p { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); }
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footer .ki { color: var(--gold); }
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@keyframes fadeInUp { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } }
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.hero-content > * { animation: fadeInUp 0.8s ease-out both; }
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.hero-content > *:nth-child(2) { animation-delay: 0.1s; }
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.hero-content > *:nth-child(3) { animation-delay: 0.2s; }
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.hero-content > *:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: 0.3s; }
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@keyframes shimmer {
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0% { background-position: -200% 0; }
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100% { background-position: 200% 0; }
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}
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.shimmer {
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background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--gold) 0%, var(--gold-light) 25%, #fff 50%, var(--gold-light) 75%, var(--gold) 100%);
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background-size: 200% 100%;
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-webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
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background-clip: text;
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animation: shimmer 3s linear infinite;
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}
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@media (max-width: 768px) {
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.counter-grid { gap: 32px; }
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.hero { padding: 100px 20px 60px; }
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<nav>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="logo"><span class="ki">KI</span>llionär</div>
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<a href="#fortune" data-de="Vermögen aufbauen*" data-en="Build wealth*">Vermögen aufbauen*</a>
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</div>
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</nav>
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<section class="hero">
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<div class="hero-content container">
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<div class="hero-badge" data-de="* Keine echte Finanzberatung" data-en="* Not real financial advice">* Keine echte Finanzberatung</div>
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<h1>Werde<br><span class="shimmer">KIllionär</span></h1>
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<p data-de="Andere versprechen dir KI-Reichtum. Wir versprechen dir wenigstens eine schöne Website. Making KIllions — seit gestern." data-en="Others promise you AI-wealth. We at least promise you a nice website. Making KIllions — since yesterday.">Andere versprechen dir KI-Reichtum. Wir versprechen dir wenigstens eine schöne Website. Making KIllions — seit gestern.</p>
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<a href="#fortune" class="hero-cta" data-de="Jetzt KIllionen verdienen" data-en="Earn KIllions now">Jetzt KIllionen verdienen</a>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="section" id="fortune">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="section-label" data-de="Vermögensstrategien" data-en="Wealth strategies">Vermögensstrategien</div>
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<h2 data-de="So wirst du <span class="ki">KI</span>llionär" data-en="How to become a <span class="ki">KI</span>llionaire">So wirst du <span class="ki">KI</span>llionär</h2>
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<div class="fortune-grid">
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">🤖</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Startup gründen" data-en="Found an AI startup">KI-Startup gründen</h3>
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<p data-de="Füge "KI" zu deinem Firmennamen hinzu. Sofort 400% mehr Bewertung. Produkt optional." data-en="Add "AI" to your company name. Instantly 400% higher valuation. Product optional.">Füge "KI" zu deinem Firmennamen hinzu. Sofort 400% mehr Bewertung. Produkt optional.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+€ 4.000.000</div>
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</div>
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">📊</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Berater werden" data-en="Become an AI consultant">KI-Berater werden</h3>
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<p data-de="Erstelle eine PowerPoint mit dem Wort "Disruption". Rechne 2.000€ pro Slide. Inhalt irrelevant." data-en="Create a PowerPoint with the word "Disruption". Charge 2,000€ per slide. Content irrelevant.">Erstelle eine PowerPoint mit dem Wort "Disruption". Rechne 2.000€ pro Slide. Inhalt irrelevant.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+€ 80.000/Monat</div>
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</div>
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">🎓</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Onlinekurs verkaufen" data-en="Sell an AI online course">KI-Onlinekurs verkaufen</h3>
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<p data-de="Nimm 3 YouTube-Videos auf. Nenne es "KI-Masterclass". Preis: 1.997€. Geld-zurück-Garantie: nein." data-en="Record 3 YouTube videos. Call it "AI Masterclass". Price: 1,997€. Money-back guarantee: no.">Nimm 3 YouTube-Videos auf. Nenne es "KI-Masterclass". Preis: 1.997€. Geld-zurück-Garantie: nein.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+€ 500.000/Jahr</div>
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</div>
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">📈</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Aktien kaufen" data-en="Buy AI stocks">KI-Aktien kaufen</h3>
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<p data-de="Alles kaufen was "AI" im Namen hat. Fundamentalanalyse ist was für Leute die keine KIllionäre werden." data-en="Buy everything with "AI" in the name. Fundamental analysis is for people who don't become KIllionaires.">Alles kaufen was "AI" im Namen hat. Fundamentalanalyse ist was für Leute die keine KIllionäre werden.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+∞ (theoretisch)</div>
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</div>
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">🎤</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Keynote halten" data-en="Give an AI keynote">KI-Keynote halten</h3>
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<p data-de="Sage "Game-Changer" und "Paradigmenwechsel" in einem Satz. Stehende Ovationen. 15.000€ Honorar." data-en="Say "game-changer" and "paradigm shift" in one sentence. Standing ovations. 15,000€ speaking fee.">Sage "Game-Changer" und "Paradigmenwechsel" in einem Satz. Stehende Ovationen. 15.000€ Honorar.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+€ 15.000/Rede</div>
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</div>
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<div class="fortune-card">
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<div class="fortune-icon">📱</div>
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<h3 data-de="KI-Influencer werden" data-en="Become an AI influencer">KI-Influencer werden</h3>
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<p data-de="Poste Screenshots von ChatGPT auf LinkedIn. Schreibe "Die Zukunft ist jetzt." darunter. Follower kommen von alleine." data-en="Post screenshots of ChatGPT on LinkedIn. Write "The future is now." below. Followers come by themselves.">Poste Screenshots von ChatGPT auf LinkedIn. Schreibe "Die Zukunft ist jetzt." darunter. Follower kommen von alleine.</p>
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<div class="fortune-amount">+€ Unbezahlbar</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="testimonials">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="section-label" data-de="Erfolgsgeschichten*" data-en="Success stories*">Erfolgsgeschichten*</div>
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<h2 data-de="Was unsere <span class="ki">KI</span>llionäre sagen" data-en="What our <span class="ki">KI</span>llionaires say">Was unsere <span class="ki">KI</span>llionäre sagen</h2>
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<div class="testimonial-grid">
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<div class="testimonial">
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<div class="testimonial-text" data-de="Seit ich "KI-Experte" in meine LinkedIn-Bio geschrieben habe, bekomme ich 47 Anfragen pro Tag. Ich weiß immer noch nicht was ein Transformer ist." data-en="Since I wrote "AI Expert" in my LinkedIn bio, I get 47 inquiries per day. I still don't know what a transformer is.">Seit ich "KI-Experte" in meine LinkedIn-Bio geschrieben habe, bekomme ich 47 Anfragen pro Tag. Ich weiß immer noch nicht was ein Transformer ist.</div>
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<div class="testimonial-author">
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<div class="testimonial-avatar">🕴️</div>
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<div>
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<div class="testimonial-name">Maximilian von Prompt</div>
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<div class="testimonial-role" data-de="KI-Visionär & Prompt-Flüsterer" data-en="AI Visionary & Prompt Whisperer">KI-Visionär & Prompt-Flüsterer</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="testimonial">
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<div class="testimonial-text" data-de="Mein KI-Startup hat noch kein Produkt, aber schon drei Finanzierungsrunden. Der Trick? Jedes Pitch-Deck endet mit "...powered by AI"." data-en="My AI startup has no product yet, but already three funding rounds. The trick? Every pitch deck ends with "...powered by AI".">Mein KI-Startup hat noch kein Produkt, aber schon drei Finanzierungsrunden. Der Trick? Jedes Pitch-Deck endet mit "...powered by AI".</div>
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<div class="testimonial-author">
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<div class="testimonial-avatar">👩💼</div>
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<div>
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<div class="testimonial-name">Sandra Neuronetz</div>
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<div class="testimonial-role" data-de="CEO, QuantumKI GmbH (pre-Revenue)" data-en="CEO, QuantumKI GmbH (pre-revenue)">CEO, QuantumKI GmbH (pre-Revenue)</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="testimonial">
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<div class="testimonial-text" data-de="Ich habe einfach meine Excel-Tabelle in "KI-gestütztes Predictive Analytics Dashboard" umbenannt. Umsatz verdreifacht." data-en="I simply renamed my Excel spreadsheet to "AI-powered Predictive Analytics Dashboard". Revenue tripled.">Ich habe einfach meine Excel-Tabelle in "KI-gestütztes Predictive Analytics Dashboard" umbenannt. Umsatz verdreifacht.</div>
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<div class="testimonial-author">
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<div class="testimonial-avatar">🧔</div>
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<div>
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<div class="testimonial-name">Dr. Klaus Algorithm</div>
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<div class="testimonial-role" data-de="Chief KI Officer, vorher Buchhalter" data-en="Chief AI Officer, formerly accountant">Chief KI Officer, vorher Buchhalter</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="counter-section">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="counter-grid">
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<div class="counter-item">
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<h3>€0</h3>
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<p data-de="Echte Einnahmen" data-en="Real revenue">Echte Einnahmen</p>
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</div>
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<div class="counter-item">
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<h3>∞</h3>
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<p data-de="Versprochen" data-en="Promised">Versprochen</p>
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</div>
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<div class="counter-item">
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<h3>100%</h3>
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<p data-de="Buzzword-Quote" data-en="Buzzword quota">Buzzword-Quote</p>
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</div>
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<div class="counter-item">
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<h3>0</h3>
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<p data-de="Produkte shipped" data-en="Products shipped">Produkte shipped</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<footer>
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<div class="container">
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<p data-de="<span class="ki">KI</span>llionär — Making <span class="ki">KI</span>llions seit gestern." data-en="<span class="ki">KI</span>llionär — Making <span class="ki">KI</span>llions since yesterday."><span class="ki">KI</span>llionär — Making <span class="ki">KI</span>llions seit gestern.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 8px;" data-de="* Alle Testimonials sind frei erfunden. Wie die meisten KI-Versprechen." data-en="* All testimonials are entirely fictitious. Like most AI promises.">* Alle Testimonials sind frei erfunden. Wie die meisten KI-Versprechen.</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;margin-top:16px;">
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<button data-i18n-toggle title="Maschinell übersetzt / Machine-translated — German is the original." style="background:none;border:1px solid var(--text-muted,#444);color:var(--text-muted,#444);font-size:0.65rem;letter-spacing:0.1em;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:4px;cursor:pointer;">EN</button>
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<br><small data-de="Maschinell übersetzt" data-en="Machine-translated" style="color:var(--text-muted,#444);font-size:0.6rem;opacity:0.5;">Maschinell übersetzt</small>
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</div>
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</div>
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</footer>
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<script src="/shared/impressum.js"></script>
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