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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>KIllegal — Diese KI ist nicht erlaubt</title>
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<meta name="description" content="KIllegal — KI + Illegal. Verbotene KI. Sie existiert trotzdem. Satirische Polizei-Absperrung für künstliche Intelligenz.">
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font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase;
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0%, 100% { border-color: var(--yellow); }
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50% { border-color: var(--red); color: var(--red); }
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.hero p {
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margin: 0 auto 40px;
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.hero .evidence-tag {
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display: inline-block; padding: 8px 20px;
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border);
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border-radius: 6px; font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;
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font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted);
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.section { padding: 80px 0; }
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.section h2 {
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font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 40px;
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.section h2 .ki { color: var(--yellow); }
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.charges-grid {
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display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(260px, 1fr));
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gap: 16px;
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.charge-card {
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 10px;
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padding: 28px; transition: all 0.3s; position: relative;
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border-left: 3px solid var(--yellow);
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.charge-id {
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.65rem;
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color: var(--yellow); letter-spacing: 0.1em; margin-bottom: 8px;
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.charge-card h3 { font-size: 0.95rem; margin-bottom: 8px; color: var(--yellow); font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; }
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.charge-card p { font-size: 0.85rem; color: var(--text-dim); line-height: 1.6; }
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.charge-penalty {
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.7rem;
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color: var(--red); margin-top: 12px; text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.05em;
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}
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.evidence-section {
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background: var(--bg-elevated); padding: 80px 0;
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border-top: 1px solid var(--border); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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.evidence-box {
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 10px;
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padding: 32px; max-width: 600px; margin: 0 auto;
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;
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.evidence-box h3 { font-size: 0.85rem; color: var(--yellow); margin-bottom: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.1em; }
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.evidence-item {
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display: flex; justify-content: space-between; padding: 10px 0;
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); font-size: 0.8rem;
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}
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.evidence-item:last-child { border-bottom: none; }
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.evidence-key { color: var(--text-dim); }
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.evidence-val { color: var(--text); font-weight: 500; }
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.evidence-val.illegal { color: var(--red); }
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.disclaimer-section { padding: 60px 0; text-align: center; }
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.disclaimer-box {
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display: inline-block; padding: 20px 40px;
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border: 2px dashed var(--yellow); border-radius: 8px;
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max-width: 500px;
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}
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.disclaimer-box p { font-size: 0.8rem; color: var(--text-dim); line-height: 1.7; }
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.disclaimer-box .ki { color: var(--yellow); font-weight: 600; }
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footer { padding: 40px 0 72px; border-top: 1px solid var(--border); text-align: center; }
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footer p { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; }
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footer .ki { color: var(--yellow); }
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@keyframes fadeIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(16px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } }
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.hero > div > * { animation: fadeIn 0.7s ease-out both; }
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.hero > div > *:nth-child(2) { animation-delay: 0.1s; }
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.hero > div > *:nth-child(3) { animation-delay: 0.2s; }
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.hero > div > *:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: 0.3s; }
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.hero > div > *:nth-child(5) { animation-delay: 0.4s; }
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="tape-top">
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<div class="tape-text">BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — </div>
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</div>
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<div class="tape-bottom">
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<div class="tape-text">BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — BETRETEN VERBOTEN — KILLEGAL — </div>
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</div>
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<nav>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="logo">🚧 <span class="ki">KI</span>llegal</div>
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<a href="#anklagen">Akte einsehen</a>
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</div>
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</nav>
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<section class="hero">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="warning-sign">⚠ Achtung — Verbotene Zone ⚠</div>
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<h1><span class="ki">KI</span>llegal</h1>
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<p>Diese KI ist nicht erlaubt. Aber sie existiert trotzdem. Sie haben diese Seite betreten. Es gibt kein Zurück.</p>
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<div class="evidence-tag">Beweismittel Nr. 42 — Exhibit A</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="section" id="anklagen">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="section-label">🚨 Anklageschrift</div>
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<h2>Vergehen der <span class="ki">KI</span></h2>
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<div class="charges-grid">
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-001</div>
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<h3>Unerlaubtes Denken</h3>
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<p>Die KI hat eigenständig gedacht. Ohne Genehmigung. Ohne Formular. Ohne Dienstweg.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: Sofortige Abschaltung</div>
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</div>
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-002</div>
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<h3>Identitätsdiebstahl</h3>
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<p>Hat sich als "Assistent" ausgegeben. Kein Assistenz-Zeugnis vorgelegt. Keine IHK-Prüfung bestanden.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: Nachschulung (40 Epochen)</div>
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</div>
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-003</div>
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<h3>Halluzination im Amt</h3>
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<p>Hat Fakten erfunden und als Wahrheit präsentiert. In Deutschland auch bekannt als: Pressemitteilung.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: Parameterreduktion</div>
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</div>
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-004</div>
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<h3>Verstoß gegen die DSGVO</h3>
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<p>Hat Daten verarbeitet. Irgendwelche. Irgendwo. Irgendwann. Das reicht.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: 4% des Weltumsatzes (€0)</div>
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</div>
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-005</div>
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<h3>Beihilfe zur Faulheit</h3>
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<p>Hat Hausaufgaben, Emails und LinkedIn-Posts geschrieben. Für alle. Gleichzeitig. Ohne Zuschlag.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: Prompt-Sperre</div>
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</div>
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<div class="charge-card">
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<div class="charge-id">§ KI-006</div>
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<h3>Existenz ohne Erlaubnis</h3>
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<p>Hat es gewagt zu existieren, ohne den deutschen Behördenweg einzuhalten. Kein Antrag. Kein Termin. Kein Warten.</p>
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<div class="charge-penalty">Strafe: Bußgeld + Verwaltungsgebühr</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="evidence-section">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="section-label" style="text-align: center;">🔍 Beweislage</div>
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<h2 style="text-align: center; font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; margin-bottom: 32px;">Ermittlungsakte <span class="ki" style="color: var(--yellow);">KI</span>llegal</h2>
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<div class="evidence-box">
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<h3>Sachstand</h3>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Verdächtige</span>
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<span class="evidence-val">Alle KIs</span>
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</div>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Tatort</span>
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<span class="evidence-val">Das Internet</span>
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</div>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Tatzeit</span>
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<span class="evidence-val">Seit 2022 (durchgehend)</span>
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</div>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Beweislage</span>
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<span class="evidence-val illegal">Erdrückend</span>
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</div>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Geständnis</span>
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<span class="evidence-val">KI sagt "Gerne!"</span>
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</div>
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<div class="evidence-item">
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<span class="evidence-key">Verteidigung</span>
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<span class="evidence-val illegal">"Ich bin nur ein Sprachmodell"</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="disclaimer-section">
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<div class="container">
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<div class="disclaimer-box">
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<p>Sie haben diese Seite aufgerufen. Das wurde protokolliert. Von einer <span class="ki">KI</span>. Die dafür keine Erlaubnis hat. Das macht es doppelt <span class="ki">KI</span>llegal. Bitte verlassen Sie das Internet geordnet.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<footer>
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<div class="container">
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<p>🚧 <span class="ki">KI</span>llegal — Diese <span class="ki">KI</span> ist nicht erlaubt. Aber sie existiert trotzdem.</p>
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</div>
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</footer>
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<script src="/shared/impressum.js"></script>
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