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Scaffold complete repo structure: - 28 static sites extracted from running containers on mlake - 2 dynamic sites (dasbes.de, dumusst.com) marked for separate handling - Template system with 6 templates (person-dark/light, product-dark, editorial, fun, minimal) - Shared CSS (variables, responsive, animations, noise overlay) - nginx config generator with multi-domain alias support - Build script with Docker-based nginx validation - add-site.sh helper for scaffolding new domains - Dockerfile for single nginx:alpine container Sites: clemensplassmann.de, danosi.de, deinesei.de, derkaiseristnackt.de, elefantenhor.de, fragina.de, frenchkis.de, ichbinaufbali.de, ichbinaufbarley.de, insain.de, julietensity.de, kainco.de (+keinco.de), kainstress.de, keinefreun.de, knzlmgmt.de, kopffrai.de, legalais.de, machesdocheinfach.de, mai-otto.de (+otto.flexsiebels.de, ottomatisch.de, ichbinotto.de), martinsiebels.de, matthiasbreier.de, osterai.de, paragraphenraiter.de, schulfrai.de, smartin3.de, sorgenfrai.de, vonschraitter.de, wartebitte.de Refs: otto#341
634 lines
18 KiB
HTML
634 lines
18 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>keinefreun.de — Offizielle Seite der Freundlosigkeit</title>
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
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<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Playfair+Display:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;0,900;1,400;1,700&family=Inter:wght@300;400;500;600&family=Space+Mono:wght@400;700&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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:root {
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--bg: #0d0d0f;
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--bg-card: #151519;
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--bg-card-hover: #1a1a20;
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--text: #e8e6e3;
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--text-dim: #7a7880;
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--text-dimmer: #4a4850;
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--accent: #8b5cf6;
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--accent-dim: #6d3fd4;
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--accent-glow: rgba(139, 92, 246, 0.15);
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--warm: #f59e0b;
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--border: #222228;
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}
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html {
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scroll-behavior: smooth;
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}
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body {
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font-family: 'Inter', -apple-system, sans-serif;
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background: var(--bg);
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color: var(--text);
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line-height: 1.6;
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overflow-x: hidden;
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}
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/* ---- HERO ---- */
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.hero {
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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text-align: center;
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padding: 2rem;
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position: relative;
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}
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.hero::before {
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content: '';
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position: absolute;
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top: -20%;
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left: 50%;
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transform: translateX(-50%);
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width: 600px;
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height: 600px;
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background: radial-gradient(circle, var(--accent-glow) 0%, transparent 70%);
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pointer-events: none;
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z-index: 0;
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}
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.hero > * {
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position: relative;
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z-index: 1;
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}
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.domain {
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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font-size: clamp(0.85rem, 1.5vw, 1rem);
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color: var(--accent);
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letter-spacing: 0.3em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
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}
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.hero h1 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(3rem, 8vw, 7rem);
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font-weight: 900;
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line-height: 1.05;
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margin-bottom: 0.3em;
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max-width: 800px;
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}
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.hero h1 em {
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font-style: italic;
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color: var(--accent);
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}
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.hero-sub {
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font-size: clamp(1rem, 2vw, 1.35rem);
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color: var(--text-dim);
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max-width: 500px;
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margin: 0 auto 3rem;
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font-weight: 300;
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}
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/* ---- COUNTER ---- */
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.counter-section {
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padding: 5rem 2rem;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.counter-label {
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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font-size: 0.8rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.25em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--text-dim);
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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}
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.counter-number {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(8rem, 20vw, 16rem);
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font-weight: 900;
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line-height: 1;
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color: var(--accent);
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text-shadow: 0 0 80px var(--accent-glow);
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}
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.counter-footnote {
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font-size: 0.85rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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margin-top: 1rem;
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font-style: italic;
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}
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/* ---- REASONS ---- */
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.reasons {
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max-width: 700px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 5rem 2rem;
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}
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.reasons h2 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);
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margin-bottom: 3rem;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.reason {
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display: flex;
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gap: 1.5rem;
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align-items: flex-start;
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margin-bottom: 2.5rem;
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padding: 1.5rem;
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border-radius: 12px;
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border: 1px solid var(--border);
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background: var(--bg-card);
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transition: background 0.2s, border-color 0.2s;
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}
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.reason:hover {
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background: var(--bg-card-hover);
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border-color: var(--accent-dim);
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}
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.reason-num {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: 2.5rem;
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font-weight: 900;
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color: var(--accent);
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line-height: 1;
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flex-shrink: 0;
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width: 50px;
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}
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.reason h3 {
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font-size: 1.1rem;
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font-weight: 600;
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margin-bottom: 0.3rem;
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}
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.reason p {
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font-size: 0.95rem;
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-weight: 300;
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}
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/* ---- TESTIMONIALS ---- */
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.testimonials {
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padding: 5rem 2rem;
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max-width: 900px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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}
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.testimonials h2 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.testimonials-sub {
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text-align: center;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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font-size: 0.9rem;
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margin-bottom: 3rem;
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}
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.testimonial-grid {
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display: grid;
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grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(260px, 1fr));
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gap: 1.5rem;
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}
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.testimonial {
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background: var(--bg-card);
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border: 1px solid var(--border);
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border-radius: 12px;
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padding: 2rem;
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position: relative;
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}
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.testimonial::before {
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content: '\201E';
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: 4rem;
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color: var(--accent);
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position: absolute;
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top: 0.8rem;
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left: 1.2rem;
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line-height: 1;
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opacity: 0.4;
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}
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.testimonial blockquote {
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font-size: 1rem;
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font-style: italic;
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line-height: 1.7;
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margin-bottom: 1.2rem;
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padding-top: 1rem;
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color: var(--text);
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}
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.testimonial-author {
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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font-size: 0.75rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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letter-spacing: 0.05em;
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}
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.testimonial-author span {
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display: block;
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font-size: 0.7rem;
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margin-top: 0.2rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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opacity: 0.6;
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}
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/* ---- FAQ ---- */
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.faq {
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max-width: 650px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 5rem 2rem;
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}
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.faq h2 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);
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margin-bottom: 3rem;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.faq-item {
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margin-bottom: 2rem;
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padding-bottom: 2rem;
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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.faq-item:last-child {
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border-bottom: none;
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}
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.faq-q {
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font-weight: 600;
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font-size: 1.05rem;
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margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
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}
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.faq-a {
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-weight: 300;
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font-size: 0.95rem;
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}
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/* ---- CTA ---- */
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.cta {
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text-align: center;
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padding: 6rem 2rem;
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position: relative;
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}
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.cta::before {
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content: '';
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position: absolute;
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bottom: 0;
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left: 50%;
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transform: translateX(-50%);
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width: 500px;
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height: 400px;
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background: radial-gradient(circle, var(--accent-glow) 0%, transparent 70%);
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pointer-events: none;
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}
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.cta > * {
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position: relative;
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z-index: 1;
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}
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.cta h2 {
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font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
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font-size: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 3.5rem);
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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}
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.cta p {
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-weight: 300;
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max-width: 450px;
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margin: 0 auto 2.5rem;
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}
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.btn {
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display: inline-block;
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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font-size: 0.85rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.1em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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padding: 1rem 2.5rem;
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border: 1px solid var(--accent);
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color: var(--accent);
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text-decoration: none;
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border-radius: 6px;
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transition: background 0.2s, color 0.2s;
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cursor: pointer;
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}
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.btn:hover {
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background: var(--accent);
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color: var(--bg);
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}
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/* ---- DIVIDER ---- */
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.divider {
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width: 60px;
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height: 1px;
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background: var(--border);
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margin: 0 auto;
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}
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/* ---- FOOTER ---- */
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footer {
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text-align: center;
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padding: 3rem 2rem 4rem;
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border-top: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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footer p {
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font-size: 0.8rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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font-weight: 300;
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}
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footer .footer-domain {
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-size: 0.75rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.15em;
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margin-bottom: 0.8rem;
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}
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/* ---- SCROLL INDICATOR ---- */
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.scroll-hint {
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position: absolute;
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bottom: 2.5rem;
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left: 50%;
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transform: translateX(-50%);
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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gap: 0.5rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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font-size: 0.7rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.2em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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.scroll-hint::after {
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content: '';
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width: 1px;
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height: 30px;
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background: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--text-dimmer), transparent);
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}
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@keyframes pulse {
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0%, 100% { opacity: 0.4; }
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50% { opacity: 0.8; }
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}
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/* ---- STAT STRIP ---- */
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.stats {
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display: flex;
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justify-content: center;
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gap: 3rem;
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padding: 3rem 2rem;
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flex-wrap: wrap;
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}
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.stat {
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text-align: center;
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}
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.stat-num {
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font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace;
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font-size: 1.5rem;
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font-weight: 700;
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color: var(--accent);
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}
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.stat-label {
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font-size: 0.75rem;
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color: var(--text-dimmer);
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.1em;
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margin-top: 0.3rem;
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}
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/* ---- RESPONSIVE ---- */
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@media (max-width: 600px) {
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.reason {
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flex-direction: column;
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gap: 0.8rem;
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}
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.reason-num {
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font-size: 2rem;
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}
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.stats {
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gap: 2rem;
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}
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.testimonial-grid {
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grid-template-columns: 1fr;
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}
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<!-- HERO -->
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<section class="hero">
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<div class="domain">keinefreun.de</div>
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<h1>Keine <em>Freunde.</em></h1>
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<p class="hero-sub">
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Die offizielle Webseite für alle, die samstags frei haben.
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Immer.
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</p>
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<div class="scroll-hint">Runterscrollen</div>
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</section>
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<!-- COUNTER -->
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<section class="counter-section">
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<div class="counter-label">Aktuelle Freunde-Anzahl</div>
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<div class="counter-number" id="counter">0</div>
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<div class="counter-footnote">* Stand: gerade eben. Wird stündlich aktualisiert. Ändert sich nie.</div>
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</section>
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<div class="divider"></div>
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<!-- STATS -->
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<div class="stats">
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<div class="stat">
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<div class="stat-num">0</div>
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<div class="stat-label">Geburtstagseinladungen</div>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<div class="stat-num">365</div>
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<div class="stat-label">Abende allein / Jahr</div>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<div class="stat-num">100%</div>
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<div class="stat-label">Sofa-Verfügbarkeit</div>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<div class="stat-num">∞</div>
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<div class="stat-label">Netflix ohne Diskussion</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="divider"></div>
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<!-- REASONS -->
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<section class="reasons">
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<h2>Warum man keine Freunde braucht</h2>
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<div class="reason">
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<div class="reason-num">1</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Niemand sagt deinen Umzug ab</h3>
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<p>Weil dich sowieso niemand fragt. Problem gelöst. Du buchst einfach ein Umzugsunternehmen wie ein normaler Erwachsener.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="reason">
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<div class="reason-num">2</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Die Fernbedienung gehört dir</h3>
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<p>Kein „Lass uns was zusammen schauen“. Kein Kompromiss. Staffel 4 True Crime um 3 Uhr nachts? Dein gutes Recht.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="reason">
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<div class="reason-num">3</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Keine Gruppenrestaurant-Buchungen</h3>
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<p>„Wir sind 7. Nein, 6. Warte, Sandra kommt doch. Also 8.“ — Probleme, die du nie haben wirst.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="reason">
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<div class="reason-num">4</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Spotify Wrapped ist ehrlich</h3>
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<p>Niemand urteilt über deine 847 Streams von demselben Song. Deine Daten, deine Scham, dein Geheimnis.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="reason">
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<div class="reason-num">5</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Du sparst ein Vermögen</h3>
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<p>Keine Geburtstage, keine Hochzeiten, keine Geschenke. Das gesparte Geld investierst du in — naja, in dich. Wer sonst.</p>
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