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m be5dca6510 feat: add 7 KI-satire onepager domains
New satirical sites with KI wordplays:
- killionaer.de (KIllionär - KI wealth satire, gold tones)
- killions.de (KIllions - crypto currency satire, minimal)
- killuminati.de (KIlluminati - AI conspiracy satire, dark/mystic)
- kilitaer.de (KIlitär - military AI satire, camo/code)
- killusion.de (KIllusion - optical illusion meta-satire, glitch)
- killegal.de (KIllegal - forbidden AI satire, police tape)
- kilibri.de (KIlibri - micro AI smart home, warm/nature)

All sites: German, satirical, KI visually highlighted in domain names.
2026-03-30 12:02:23 +02:00

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="de">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>KIlibri — Die kleinste KI die du je gesehen hast</title>
<meta name="description" content="KIlibri — KI + Kolibri. Klein, schnell, bunt. Mikro-KI für Zuhause. Smart Home mit Flügelschlag.">
<link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 100 100'><text y='.9em' font-size='90'>🐦</text></svg>">
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--pink: #ec4899;
--sky: #0ea5e9;
--lime: #84cc16;
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.container { max-width: 880px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 0 24px; }
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.logo .bird { display: inline-block; animation: hover 2s ease-in-out infinite; }
@keyframes hover { 0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); } 50% { transform: translateY(-4px); } }
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animation: fly 3s ease-in-out infinite;
}
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.hero p {
font-size: 1.1rem; color: var(--text-dim); max-width: 460px;
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display: inline-block; padding: 14px 36px;
background: var(--teal); color: #fff; font-weight: 700;
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box-shadow: 0 4px 16px var(--teal-glow);
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.section-label {
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.feature-card p { font-size: 0.85rem; color: var(--text-dim); line-height: 1.6; }
.specs-section {
background: var(--bg-elevated); padding: 80px 0;
border-top: 1px solid var(--border); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
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display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(160px, 1fr));
gap: 16px; text-align: center;
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 12px;
padding: 24px;
}
.spec-value { font-size: 2rem; font-weight: 800; color: var(--teal); }
.spec-unit { font-size: 0.7rem; color: var(--teal); font-weight: 700; }
.spec-label { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); margin-top: 4px; }
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border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 20px;
padding: 48px; max-width: 560px; margin: 0 auto;
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.cta-box h3 { font-size: 1.5rem; font-weight: 800; margin-bottom: 12px; }
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.cta-box p { font-size: 0.9rem; color: var(--text-dim); margin-bottom: 24px; }
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footer { padding: 40px 0; border-top: 1px solid var(--border); text-align: center; }
footer p { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); }
footer .ki { color: var(--teal); }
@keyframes fadeInUp { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } }
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.hero > div > *:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: 0.3s; }
.hero > div > *:nth-child(5) { animation-delay: 0.4s; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<nav>
<div class="container">
<div class="logo"><span class="bird">🐦</span> <span class="ki">KI</span>libri</div>
<a href="#features">Entdecken</a>
</div>
</nav>
<section class="hero">
<div class="container">
<span class="hero-bird">🐦</span>
<h1><span class="ki">KI</span>libri</h1>
<p>Die kleinste KI die du je gesehen hast. Klein wie ein Kolibri. Schnell wie ein Kolibri. Bunt wie ein Kolibri. Nur ohne Flügel.</p>
<a href="#features" class="hero-cta">Mikro-KI entdecken</a>
</div>
</section>
<section class="section" id="features">
<div class="container">
<div class="section-label">Smart. Klein. Bunt.</div>
<h2>Was <span class="ki">KI</span>libri kann</h2>
<div class="features-grid">
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon teal">💡</div>
<h3>Licht-Flüsterer</h3>
<p>Dimmt das Licht bevor du es merkst. Weil KIlibri schon weiß, dass du müde bist. Du weißt es nur noch nicht.</p>
</div>
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon orange">🌡️</div>
<h3>Klima-Kolibri</h3>
<p>Regelt die Heizung. Auf 0,01 Grad genau. Niemand merkt den Unterschied. Aber KIlibri ist stolz.</p>
</div>
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon pink">🎵</div>
<h3>Nest-DJ</h3>
<p>Spielt Musik passend zur Stimmung. Erkennt 47 verschiedene Formen von "keine Lust". Für jede den passenden Song.</p>
</div>
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon sky">🔒</div>
<h3>Tür-Wächter</h3>
<p>Erkennt wer vor der Tür steht. Öffnet nur für Freunde. Und den Lieferdienst. Prioritäten.</p>
</div>
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon lime">🌱</div>
<h3>Pflanzen-Pfleger</h3>
<p>Gießt deine Pflanzen automatisch. Hat bisher nur 3 ertränkt. Lernkurve. Die vierte lebt noch.</p>
</div>
<div class="feature-card">
<div class="feature-icon warm"></div>
<h3>Kaffee-Prophet</h3>
<p>Startet die Kaffeemaschine 4 Minuten bevor dein Wecker klingelt. Wahre KI versteht: erst Kaffee, dann Mensch.</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<section class="specs-section">
<div class="container">
<div class="section-label" style="text-align: center;">Technische Daten</div>
<h2 style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 40px;"><span class="ki" style="color: var(--teal);">KI</span>libri in Zahlen</h2>
<div class="specs-grid">
<div class="spec-item">
<div class="spec-value">3</div>
<div class="spec-unit">Gramm</div>
<div class="spec-label">Gewicht (wie ein Kolibri)</div>
</div>
<div class="spec-item">
<div class="spec-value">80</div>
<div class="spec-unit">Flügelschläge/s</div>
<div class="spec-label">Rechenleistung</div>
</div>
<div class="spec-item">
<div class="spec-value"></div>
<div class="spec-unit">Blumen</div>
<div class="spec-label">Datenpunkte besucht</div>
</div>
<div class="spec-item">
<div class="spec-value">1</div>
<div class="spec-unit">Zuhause</div>
<div class="spec-label">Optimales Habitat</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<section class="cta-section">
<div class="container">
<div class="cta-box">
<h3>Hol dir deinen <span class="ki">KI</span>libri</h3>
<p>Die kleinste, schnellste, bunteste KI für dein Zuhause. Passt in jede Ecke. Macht jede Ecke smarter.</p>
<a href="#" class="hero-cta" style="display: inline-block; padding: 14px 36px; background: var(--teal); color: #fff; font-weight: 700; border-radius: 100px; text-decoration: none;">Jetzt vorbestellen*</a>
<p class="note">* Existiert nicht wirklich. Wie die meisten Smart-Home-Versprechen.</p>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<footer>
<div class="container">
<p>🐦 <span class="ki">KI</span>libri — Klein, schnell, bunt. Die <span class="ki">KI</span> für dein Nest.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 8px;">Ein Projekt von <a href="https://martinsiebels.de" style="color: var(--teal); text-decoration: none;">martinsiebels.de</a></p>
</div>
</footer>
</body>
</html>