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m be5dca6510 feat: add 7 KI-satire onepager domains
New satirical sites with KI wordplays:
- killionaer.de (KIllionär - KI wealth satire, gold tones)
- killions.de (KIllions - crypto currency satire, minimal)
- killuminati.de (KIlluminati - AI conspiracy satire, dark/mystic)
- kilitaer.de (KIlitär - military AI satire, camo/code)
- killusion.de (KIllusion - optical illusion meta-satire, glitch)
- killegal.de (KIllegal - forbidden AI satire, police tape)
- kilibri.de (KIlibri - micro AI smart home, warm/nature)

All sites: German, satirical, KI visually highlighted in domain names.
2026-03-30 12:02:23 +02:00

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="de">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>KIllions — Die Währung der KI-Ära</title>
<meta name="description" content="KIllions — KI + Millions. 1 KIllion = unendlich Möglichkeiten. Die Kryptowährung die es nie geben wird.">
<link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 100 100'><text y='.9em' font-size='90'>◈</text></svg>">
<style>
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:root {
--bg: #08080c;
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--bg-card: #12121a;
--border: #1a1a28;
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--text-dim: #7070a0;
--text-muted: #404060;
--accent: #6366f1;
--accent-light: #818cf8;
--accent-glow: rgba(99, 102, 241, 0.15);
--green: #10b981;
--red: #ef4444;
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html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
body {
font-family: 'Inter', -apple-system, sans-serif;
background: var(--bg);
color: var(--text);
line-height: 1.6;
-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
overflow-x: hidden;
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.container { max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 0 24px; }
nav {
position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; right: 0; z-index: 100;
padding: 16px 0;
background: rgba(8, 8, 12, 0.92);
backdrop-filter: blur(20px);
border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
}
nav .container { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; }
.logo { font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 1.1rem; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: -0.02em; }
.logo .ki { color: var(--accent-light); }
.nav-links { display: flex; gap: 24px; }
.nav-links a { color: var(--text-muted); text-decoration: none; font-size: 0.8rem; font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; transition: color 0.3s; }
.nav-links a:hover { color: var(--accent-light); }
.hero {
min-height: 100vh; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
text-align: center; padding: 120px 24px 80px;
position: relative;
}
.hero::before {
content: '';
position: absolute; top: 20%; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%);
width: 400px; height: 400px;
background: radial-gradient(circle, var(--accent-glow) 0%, transparent 70%);
pointer-events: none;
}
.token-symbol {
width: 120px; height: 120px; margin: 0 auto 40px;
border: 2px solid var(--accent); border-radius: 50%;
display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 2rem; font-weight: 700;
color: var(--accent-light);
box-shadow: 0 0 40px var(--accent-glow), inset 0 0 40px var(--accent-glow);
animation: pulse 3s ease-in-out infinite;
}
@keyframes pulse {
0%, 100% { box-shadow: 0 0 40px var(--accent-glow), inset 0 0 40px var(--accent-glow); }
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: clamp(2.5rem, 7vw, 4.5rem);
font-weight: 700; line-height: 1.1; margin-bottom: 16px; letter-spacing: -0.03em;
}
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.hero .tagline {
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 1rem;
color: var(--text-dim); margin-bottom: 48px;
}
.price-display {
display: inline-block; background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border);
border-radius: 12px; padding: 24px 48px; margin-bottom: 16px;
}
.price-label { font-size: 0.7rem; color: var(--text-muted); text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.15em; font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; }
.price-value {
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 2.5rem; font-weight: 700;
color: var(--green); margin: 8px 0;
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.price-change { font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.85rem; color: var(--green); }
.section { padding: 80px 0; }
.section-label {
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font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: clamp(1.5rem, 3.5vw, 2rem);
font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 40px; letter-spacing: -0.02em;
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gap: 16px; margin-bottom: 60px;
}
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background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 10px;
padding: 24px; text-align: center;
}
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.stat-label { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); margin-top: 4px; }
.whitepaper {
background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 12px;
padding: 40px; font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;
}
.whitepaper h3 { font-size: 1rem; margin-bottom: 20px; color: var(--accent-light); }
.whitepaper-line {
display: flex; justify-content: space-between; padding: 12px 0;
border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); font-size: 0.85rem;
}
.whitepaper-line:last-child { border-bottom: none; }
.whitepaper-key { color: var(--text-dim); }
.whitepaper-val { color: var(--text); font-weight: 500; }
.roadmap { padding: 80px 0; }
.roadmap-item {
display: flex; gap: 24px; margin-bottom: 32px; align-items: flex-start;
}
.roadmap-q {
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.75rem; font-weight: 700;
color: var(--accent-light); background: var(--bg-card); border: 1px solid var(--border);
border-radius: 8px; padding: 8px 16px; white-space: nowrap; min-width: 72px; text-align: center;
}
.roadmap-content h4 { font-size: 0.95rem; margin-bottom: 4px; }
.roadmap-content p { font-size: 0.8rem; color: var(--text-dim); }
.disclaimer {
background: var(--bg-elevated); border: 1px solid var(--border); border-radius: 10px;
padding: 24px; margin: 60px 0; font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted);
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; line-height: 1.8;
}
footer { padding: 40px 0; border-top: 1px solid var(--border); text-align: center; }
footer p { font-size: 0.75rem; color: var(--text-muted); font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace; }
footer .ki { color: var(--accent-light); }
@keyframes fadeIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(16px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } }
.hero > * { animation: fadeIn 0.7s ease-out both; }
.hero > *:nth-child(2) { animation-delay: 0.1s; }
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.hero > *:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: 0.3s; }
.hero > *:nth-child(5) { animation-delay: 0.4s; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<nav>
<div class="container">
<div class="logo"><span class="ki">KI</span>llions</div>
<div class="nav-links">
<a href="#tokenomics">Tokenomics</a>
<a href="#roadmap">Roadmap</a>
</div>
</div>
</nav>
<section class="hero">
<div class="container">
<div class="token-symbol"><span class="ki">KI</span></div>
<h1><span class="ki">KI</span>llions</h1>
<div class="tagline">Die Währung der KI-Ära</div>
<div class="price-display">
<div class="price-label">1 KIllion</div>
<div class="price-value">= ∞ Möglichkeiten</div>
<div class="price-change">↑ +∞% (24h)</div>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<section class="section" id="tokenomics">
<div class="container">
<div class="section-label">// tokenomics</div>
<h2><span class="ki">KI</span>llion-Kennzahlen</h2>
<div class="stats-grid">
<div class="stat-card">
<div class="stat-value"></div>
<div class="stat-label">Total Supply</div>
</div>
<div class="stat-card">
<div class="stat-value">0</div>
<div class="stat-label">Circulating</div>
</div>
<div class="stat-card">
<div class="stat-value">???</div>
<div class="stat-label">Market Cap</div>
</div>
<div class="stat-card">
<div class="stat-value">N/A</div>
<div class="stat-label">Börsenlistung</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper">
<h3>// whitepaper.pdf (Auszug)</h3>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Blockchain</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">Keine (zu teuer)</span>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Konsens-Mechanismus</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">Proof of Buzzword</span>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Mining</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">GPU-Cluster (imaginär)</span>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Smart Contracts</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">Dumm aber enthusiastisch</span>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Use Case</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">Keiner (Feature, kein Bug)</span>
</div>
<div class="whitepaper-line">
<span class="whitepaper-key">Regulierung</span>
<span class="whitepaper-val">Lol</span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<section class="roadmap" id="roadmap">
<div class="container">
<div class="section-label">// roadmap</div>
<h2>Der Weg zur <span class="ki">KI</span>llion</h2>
<div class="roadmap-item">
<div class="roadmap-q">Q1</div>
<div class="roadmap-content">
<h4>Website launchen</h4>
<p>Diese Website. Erledigt. Mehr haben wir für Q1 nicht geplant.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="roadmap-item">
<div class="roadmap-q">Q2</div>
<div class="roadmap-content">
<h4>Whitepaper schreiben</h4>
<p>30 Seiten. Mindestens 50% Buzzwords. "Synergien" kommt dreimal vor.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="roadmap-item">
<div class="roadmap-q">Q3</div>
<div class="roadmap-content">
<h4>Token Sale</h4>
<p>Verkaufe Nichts für Geld. Nenne es "Pre-Seed". VC-Bewertung: 100 Mio.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="roadmap-item">
<div class="roadmap-q">Q4</div>
<div class="roadmap-content">
<h4>Exit</h4>
<p>Team löst sich auf. Gründer zieht nach Dubai. Klassiker.</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<div class="container">
<div class="disclaimer">
DISCLAIMER: KIllions ist keine echte Kryptowährung. KIllions hat keinen Wert, keine Blockchain, kein Team, kein Produkt und keine Zukunft. Genau wie die meisten echten Krypto-Projekte, nur ehrlicher. Dies ist Satire. Bitte investieren Sie Ihr Geld in etwas Sinnvolles. Zum Beispiel eine Zimmerpflanze.
</div>
</div>
<footer>
<div class="container">
<p><span class="ki">KI</span>llions — 1 <span class="ki">KI</span>llion = ∞ Möglichkeiten = 0 Euro</p>
<p style="margin-top: 8px;">Ein Projekt von <a href="https://martinsiebels.de" style="color: var(--accent-light); text-decoration: none;">martinsiebels.de</a></p>
</div>
</footer>
</body>
</html>