feat: add billableaua.de onepager
Satirical critique of billable hours in big law firms. Dark, typographic manifesto style. Anonymous, no impressum.
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root * /srv/allaisonme.com
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file_server
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}
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@billableaua_de host billableaua.de
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handle @billableaua_de {
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root * /srv/billableaua.de
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file_server
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}
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@clemensplassmann_de host clemensplassmann.de
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handle @clemensplassmann_de {
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root * /srv/clemensplassmann.de
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root * /srv/legalais.de
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file_server
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}
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@lexsiebels_de host lexsiebels.de
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handle @lexsiebels_de {
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root * /srv/lexsiebels.de
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file_server
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}
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@machesdocheinfach_de host machesdocheinfach.de
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handle @machesdocheinfach_de {
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root * /srv/machesdocheinfach.de
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root * /srv/paragraphenraiter.de
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file_server
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}
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@patentonkel_de host patentonkel.de
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handle @patentonkel_de {
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root * /srv/patentonkel.de
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file_server
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}
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@schulfrai_de host schulfrai.de
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handle @schulfrai_de {
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root * /srv/schulfrai.de
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file_server
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}
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@slopschild_de host slopschild.de
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handle @slopschild_de {
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root * /srv/slopschild.de
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file_server
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}
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@smartin3_de host smartin3.de
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handle @smartin3_de {
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root * /srv/smartin3.de
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sites/billableaua.de/index.html
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sites/billableaua.de/index.html
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Billable Aua.</title>
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<meta name="description" content="Billable Hours. Das Vergütungsmodell, das Effizienz bestraft und Leidensfähigkeit belohnt.">
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex, nofollow">
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<link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 100 100'><text y='.9em' font-size='90'>.</text></svg>">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
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<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Barlow+Condensed:wght@300;400;600;700;900&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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:root {
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--bg: #0a0a0a;
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--text: #e8e8e8;
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--text-dim: #777;
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--text-muted: #444;
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--red: #cc2222;
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--red-glow: rgba(204, 34, 34, 0.15);
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}
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html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
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body {
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font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', 'Arial Narrow', sans-serif;
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background: var(--bg);
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color: var(--text);
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line-height: 1.5;
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-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
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overflow-x: hidden;
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}
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body::before {
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content: '';
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position: fixed;
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inset: 0;
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background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg viewBox='0 0 256 256' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%3E%3Cfilter id='noise'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='0.9' numOctaves='4' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23noise)' opacity='0.04'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
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pointer-events: none;
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z-index: 9999;
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}
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.wrap {
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max-width: 800px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 0 24px;
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}
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/* Hero */
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.hero {
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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position: relative;
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}
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.hero::after {
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content: '';
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position: absolute;
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bottom: 60px;
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left: 50%;
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transform: translateX(-50%);
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width: 1px;
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height: 80px;
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background: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--text-muted), transparent);
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animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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@keyframes pulse {
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0%, 100% { opacity: 0.3; }
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50% { opacity: 0.8; }
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: clamp(5rem, 15vw, 12rem);
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font-weight: 900;
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letter-spacing: -0.03em;
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line-height: 0.9;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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text-align: center;
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animation: fadeIn 1.2s ease-out;
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}
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h1 .dot {
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color: var(--red);
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}
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@keyframes fadeIn {
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from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(30px); }
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to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
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}
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/* Divider */
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.line {
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height: 1px;
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background: var(--text-muted);
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opacity: 0.3;
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}
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/* Numbers */
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.numbers {
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padding: 120px 0;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.numbers p {
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font-size: clamp(1.3rem, 3vw, 1.8rem);
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font-weight: 300;
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color: var(--text-dim);
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line-height: 1.8;
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max-width: 640px;
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margin: 0 auto;
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}
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.numbers .num {
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color: var(--red);
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font-weight: 700;
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font-size: 1.15em;
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}
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/* Kritik */
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.kritik {
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padding: 80px 0 120px;
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}
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.kritik-item {
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padding: 48px 0;
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border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(68, 68, 68, 0.3);
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}
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.kritik-item:first-child {
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border-top: 1px solid rgba(68, 68, 68, 0.3);
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}
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.kritik-item p {
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font-size: clamp(1.5rem, 4vw, 2.4rem);
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font-weight: 600;
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letter-spacing: -0.01em;
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line-height: 1.3;
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color: var(--text);
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}
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.kritik-item .num {
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color: var(--red);
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font-weight: 700;
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}
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.kritik-item .dim {
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color: var(--text-dim);
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font-weight: 300;
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}
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/* Silence */
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.silence {
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padding: 160px 0;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.silence p {
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font-size: clamp(1rem, 2vw, 1.2rem);
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color: var(--text-muted);
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font-weight: 300;
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letter-spacing: 0.15em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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}
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/* Footer */
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footer {
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padding: 40px 0;
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text-align: center;
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border-top: 1px solid rgba(68, 68, 68, 0.2);
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}
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footer p {
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color: var(--text-muted);
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font-size: 0.85rem;
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font-weight: 400;
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letter-spacing: 0.05em;
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}
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/* Scroll reveal */
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.reveal {
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opacity: 0;
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transform: translateY(20px);
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transition: opacity 0.8s ease, transform 0.8s ease;
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}
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.reveal.visible {
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opacity: 1;
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transform: translateY(0);
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}
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/* Responsive */
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@media (max-width: 640px) {
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.numbers { padding: 80px 0; }
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.kritik { padding: 40px 0 80px; }
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.kritik-item { padding: 32px 0; }
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.silence { padding: 100px 0; }
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<section class="hero">
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<h1>Billable<br>Aua<span class="dot">.</span></h1>
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</section>
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<div class="line"></div>
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<section class="numbers">
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<div class="wrap">
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<p class="reveal">
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<span class="num">2.400</span> Stunden pro Jahr.<br>
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<span class="num">6,5</span> Stunden pro Tag, die du „verkaufst“.<br>
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Jede Minute dokumentiert.<br>
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Jede Pause ein Verlust.
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</p>
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</div>
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</section>
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<div class="line"></div>
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<section class="kritik">
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<div class="wrap">
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<div class="kritik-item reveal">
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<p>Du wirst nach Zeit bezahlt, <span class="dim">nicht nach Ergebnis.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="kritik-item reveal">
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<p>Effizienz wird bestraft. <span class="dim">Wer schneller arbeitet, verdient weniger.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="kritik-item reveal">
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<p>Der Mandant zahlt <span class="dim">für deine Lernkurve.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="kritik-item reveal">
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<p><span class="num">8</span> Stunden Arbeit = <span class="num">6,5</span> billable. <span class="dim">Die restlichen 1,5? Dein Problem.</span></p>
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</div>
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<div class="kritik-item reveal">
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<p>Partnertrack heißt: <span class="dim"><span class="num">10</span> Jahre beweisen, dass du leidensfähig bist.</span></p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<div class="line"></div>
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<section class="silence">
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<div class="wrap">
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<p class="reveal">Kein Kontakt. Kein Newsletter. Kein Impressum.</p>
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</div>
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</section>
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<footer>
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<div class="wrap">
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<p>billableaua.de — 2026</p>
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</div>
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</footer>
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<script>
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const observer = new IntersectionObserver((entries) => {
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entries.forEach(entry => {
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if (entry.isIntersecting) {
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entry.target.classList.add('visible');
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}
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});
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}, { threshold: 0.15 });
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document.querySelectorAll('.reveal').forEach(el => observer.observe(el));
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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domain: billableaua.de
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template: custom
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title: "Billable Aua."
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description: "Billable Hours. Das Vergütungsmodell, das Effizienz bestraft und Leidensfähigkeit belohnt."
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