feat: add billableaua.de onepager

Satirical critique of billable hours in big law firms.
Dark, typographic manifesto style. Anonymous, no impressum.
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root * /srv/allaisonme.com
file_server
}
@billableaua_de host billableaua.de
handle @billableaua_de {
root * /srv/billableaua.de
file_server
}
@clemensplassmann_de host clemensplassmann.de
handle @clemensplassmann_de {
root * /srv/clemensplassmann.de
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root * /srv/legalais.de
file_server
}
@lexsiebels_de host lexsiebels.de
handle @lexsiebels_de {
root * /srv/lexsiebels.de
file_server
}
@machesdocheinfach_de host machesdocheinfach.de
handle @machesdocheinfach_de {
root * /srv/machesdocheinfach.de
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root * /srv/paragraphenraiter.de
file_server
}
@patentonkel_de host patentonkel.de
handle @patentonkel_de {
root * /srv/patentonkel.de
file_server
}
@schulfrai_de host schulfrai.de
handle @schulfrai_de {
root * /srv/schulfrai.de
file_server
}
@slopschild_de host slopschild.de
handle @slopschild_de {
root * /srv/slopschild.de
file_server
}
@smartin3_de host smartin3.de
handle @smartin3_de {
root * /srv/smartin3.de

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="de">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Billable Aua.</title>
<meta name="description" content="Billable Hours. Das Vergütungsmodell, das Effizienz bestraft und Leidensfähigkeit belohnt.">
<meta name="robots" content="noindex, nofollow">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
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margin: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
position: relative;
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.hero::after {
content: '';
position: absolute;
bottom: 60px;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
width: 1px;
height: 80px;
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--text-muted), transparent);
animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
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max-width: 640px;
margin: 0 auto;
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color: var(--red);
font-weight: 700;
font-size: 1.15em;
}
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padding: 80px 0 120px;
}
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color: var(--text-muted);
font-weight: 300;
letter-spacing: 0.15em;
text-transform: uppercase;
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text-align: center;
border-top: 1px solid rgba(68, 68, 68, 0.2);
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</head>
<body>
<section class="hero">
<h1>Billable<br>Aua<span class="dot">.</span></h1>
</section>
<div class="line"></div>
<section class="numbers">
<div class="wrap">
<p class="reveal">
<span class="num">2.400</span> Stunden pro Jahr.<br>
<span class="num">6,5</span> Stunden pro Tag, die du &bdquo;verkaufst&ldquo;.<br>
Jede Minute dokumentiert.<br>
Jede Pause ein Verlust.
</p>
</div>
</section>
<div class="line"></div>
<section class="kritik">
<div class="wrap">
<div class="kritik-item reveal">
<p>Du wirst nach Zeit bezahlt, <span class="dim">nicht nach Ergebnis.</span></p>
</div>
<div class="kritik-item reveal">
<p>Effizienz wird bestraft. <span class="dim">Wer schneller arbeitet, verdient weniger.</span></p>
</div>
<div class="kritik-item reveal">
<p>Der Mandant zahlt <span class="dim">für deine Lernkurve.</span></p>
</div>
<div class="kritik-item reveal">
<p><span class="num">8</span> Stunden Arbeit = <span class="num">6,5</span> billable. <span class="dim">Die restlichen 1,5? Dein Problem.</span></p>
</div>
<div class="kritik-item reveal">
<p>Partnertrack heißt: <span class="dim"><span class="num">10</span> Jahre beweisen, dass du leidensfähig bist.</span></p>
</div>
</div>
</section>
<div class="line"></div>
<section class="silence">
<div class="wrap">
<p class="reveal">Kein Kontakt. Kein Newsletter. Kein Impressum.</p>
</div>
</section>
<footer>
<div class="wrap">
<p>billableaua.de &mdash; 2026</p>
</div>
</footer>
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document.querySelectorAll('.reveal').forEach(el => observer.observe(el));
</script>
</body>
</html>

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domain: billableaua.de
template: custom
title: "Billable Aua."
description: "Billable Hours. Das Vergütungsmodell, das Effizienz bestraft und Leidensfähigkeit belohnt."